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Dad and Dave jokes
When I'm short of a good book to read I sometimes skip through our Aussie joke book. The following appeals to my warped sense of humour.
Dave got a job working a signal post on the Townsville to Cairns line. After a couple of weeks there was a spot inspection by the local boss. "What would you do if you had 2 trains coming at each other on the same line? " Dave replied " I'd put all the lights on red and stop them."
Your lights are out of action. What now? " says the inspector.
"I'd fire the flares." says Dave.
"They're damp and won't work," snarls the inpector, " and now the trains are really close."
"Well as a last resort I'd go and get Mabel" says Dave
" What could she do?" growls the inspector.
"Nothing." replies Dave, " but sh's never seen a train crash before!"